There once was a man named grant and he liked to go out to eat. one day he went out to eat and the service was so terrible he pooped on everyones head and then left without tipping. Somtimes they still look aty him in disgust as he enters the restraunt to get food. the terrible crim grant commited that day will go down to live in histroy of one of the most epic things tahat has ever been done in the history of humans. Not only did he tip, but he didnt even pay for his dinner. Can you believe the nerve of this man? He is a disgrace to the race of humans and animals everywhere. The funny thing is....I am this man. I am the man that pooped on all those innocent peoples heads and I am the one who has come to claim your souls. Eat up poop heads.