Last One

This class has been a wonder to be in and I would like to thank all of you for your time and attention to look over my papers and all that jazz. I wish you all best in the game of life and maybe fortune will find each of you in it's own special way. I leave you with a closing statement of great knowledge. If the grass is greener on the other side, do not cross. Instead take the harder route around to the dead grass so that you may revive it and build your very own kingdom of solitude and riches. Good day to you all, or in my case night. I bid you all farewell and maybe someday our paths will cross and we can become great friends....or even more. JK!

Teehee

Yours Truly,

Grant Lanphier, The King of Earth

There once was a man named grant and he liked to go out to eat. one day he went out to eat and the service was so terrible he pooped on everyones head and then left without tipping. Somtimes they still look aty him in disgust as he enters the restraunt to get food. the terrible crim grant commited that day will go down to live in histroy of one of the most epic things tahat has ever been done in the history of humans. Not only did he tip, but he didnt even pay for his dinner. Can you believe the nerve of this man? He is a disgrace to the race of humans and animals everywhere. The funny thing is....I am this man. I am the man that pooped on all those innocent peoples heads and I am the one who has come to claim your souls. Eat up poop heads.

Lights and Cans.

I stayed up until about 3 last night working on my paper! Wow...I did not realize that this one would be so difficult for me! Oh well, all in a days work the native americans used to say. Ever thought about the difference between a tweezer and a nail file? It is a very interesting thought to think about. You can pluck things with a tweezer and you can file your nails with a nail file. Oh wait, that is a perfect difference and this subject requires no more thought or debate. Two things that are very similar but we take for granted how different they really can be are spoons and forks. Why can't we eat spoon food with a fork, and fork food with a spoon? (minus soup) People are so picky when it comes to what utensils they use to eat their food. Heck, give me a spoon or fork and I could eat with that same utensil for the rest of my life. And yes, I could even drink the soup straight out of the bowl. People need to stop being so used to what they like to do and think about switching things up, for the sake of mankind. The emperor will not stand for this indifference among humans and the butterfly people.

Today...hmmm

Today I woke up and I thought very hard about what I dreamed about last night. What are dreams? Why do we have them? Most of the time we do not remember what we dream about but for some reason I remembered every bit of mine last night. So there I was, standing outside looking up at the dark grey sky. I was looking for something big that was supposed to happen in the sky tonight. The moon was hanging in the sky, big, empty. I knew something was strange about the moon when it started to shift downwards in the slightest of motions. One could not see it if they were not looking close enough. My father came out the front door and asked me if I saw it yet. I said, "Father, saw what? The moon moved a little but I am not sure what is going on." He replied, "Son, the moon is going through a little change tonight. The U.S. government is testing to see if it can be moved at will and it will move a little tonight." Right as he said that the moon started to come down a little more and more, until it was on a steady collision course for Earth. I looked to my father and he did not look worried at all. Then all of a sudden the moon came down faster and faster and it was not going to stop, and I thought to myself, somewhere on this planet our government are sitting and watching as the moon they tried to move is about to destroy the entire world in one blink of an eye. My dad grabbed on to me and embraced me as I watched death approach.

Draft

I was happy with the Draft last night. Patrick Patterson is a houston rocket!! anyone have any favorite team that the draft was good for?

new one.

So I am going to best buy tonight to take advantage of the Black Tie protection trade in. If anyone hasnt heard of it, it is a thing you can get when you buy any video game for 5 dollars and it includes scratch protection for up to a year. The thing is you can beat the game, and then turn it back in and trade it in for a new game.

My week...

My week has been rather boring I must say. Lots of call of duty and alan wake. I feel like a big video game nerd, which I am. I hope my summer gets a little more entertaining. Ready to work the fireworks stand when my friend gets back from Africa!

Today..

Today is a day...unlike any other day. I shall see Toy Story 3 tonight and enjoy the company of some good friends. We will laugh like little school girls...heck, we may even do some hand holding and sharing a large fountain drink.

First Blog For 102

Hello all of you college students who happen to be in this online class with me. My name is Grant Lanphier. I am a 20 yr old student at MSSU and I am from Mount Vernon, Missouri. I live with my parents and I don't have a girlfriend. I have been a Kansas City Chiefs fan all my life and even though they haven't shown much in the past few seasons, they are my team. I also am a Duke Blue Devils fan. Many would say I am probably a bandwagon fan but I have been a fan since I was about 8 years old. My cousin went to Duke for her environmental science degree and she got me hooked. I am a Christian and attend church on a regular basis and have an awesome family. I like to play basketball and other random activities in my free time. I like to play video games and hang with my friends. Thank you for reading this introduction.